Manx Club

2 fellows were sitting in a pub sharing a beer,,, Jim said to Fred,,,'',I think Im going to divorce my wife'',,,,, Fred said '' are you serious,, you and Jane are the happiest couple I know'' ,, Well,,Fred said '' I'm tired of poking the same old hole every night,,, I think I need a change,,,, you know more variety''. If you want more variety his friend offers '' why don't you just turn her over'' Jim replies '' what and have a bunch of Kids?'' Got some more for ya guys,,, but lets see if this one stays first,,, the censorship is a little tough on here,,, don't want to upset my ol buddies

A Woman walked into the pharmacy and asked for a vibrator,,,,, The pharmacist getured with his finger and said,, ''come this way'',,,,,,,,, ''If I could come that way'' she said ''I wouldn't need a vibrator Two more guys in a bar/ pub. '' Lad look out there to that field,,,, Do you see that fence??,,, I built that fence stone by stone with my own 2 hands,,,,,, Do you think they call me Mc Gregor, the fence builder??'' The old man gestures at the bar ''Look at this bar,,,, do you see how smooth it is?,,,, I planed it with my two hands,, but do they call me Mc Gregor the bar builder?'',,,,,, Then the old man points out the window,, '' Lad do you see that pier into the sea?,,, I nailed it board by board,, But do they call me Mc Gregor the pier builder?'',,,, He sips some more whiskey,,,, ''NO,,, they don't,,, but,, he continues '' But you f**k just one Goat!!'' How was the humor guys?? Don't make me come over there to explain it to ya!! :drinking: