Manx Club

ROMANCE MATHMATICS. Smart man + smart woman = Romance. Smart man + dumb woman = Affair. Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage. Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy. OFFICE ARITHMETIC. Smart boss + smart employee = Profit. Smart boss + dumb employee = Production. Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion. Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime. Shopping Maths. A man will pay ?10 for a ?20 item he needs. A woman will pay ?10 for a ?20 item that she does'nt need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her. LONGEVITY. Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE. A woman marries a man expecting he will change,, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHINIQUE. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. :help: Surely that can't all be true,,,, CAN IT??