Rooster joke
Rooster joke
A farmer's wife decided to kill a rooster for their dinner. Her husband was the one who did the butchering but he was away and the wife was too squeamish to cut the rooster's head off so she settled on hitting it over the head with a rolling pin. As she was pulling the last of its feather's off the rooster revived and started squawking loudly. The woman felt sorry for the rooster so she made a little suit for it and put it back in the barnyard. A while later the farmer came into the kitchen roaring with laughter The wife asked the farmer what he was laughing at. Said the farmer, "I just saw the funniest sight. A rooster was holding a hen down with one foot and trying to open his fly with the other."