another blonde joke

[90volts]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then" ...... He sighed................ "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."

[mel hubbard]

Their GRRRREAT!!

[167luckycharm]

"I don't care who ya' are...That's FUNNY!" Reminds me of this one; Stewardess to blonde sitting in front seat of airplane; "I'm sorry, your ticket shows you have a seat in row 25B toward the back of the plane". The blonde woman replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Jamaica in First Class!" The stewardess reports the incident to the pilot but the co-pilot decides to have a look at the busty woman and possibly straighten out the situation. Even after his direct orders for her to take her seat at 25B, her remarks were, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to Jamaica in First Class!" Noticing the line of people backed up to the cockpit, the pilot calmly leaned over to the young woman and whispered in her ear. She immediately picked up her purse, got out of her seat, and headed down the aisle directly to seat 25B. "What did you tell her?" Asked the co-pilot. "I told her First Class was not going to Jamaica" Hey 90volts, I gotta ask you a question...send me a private message... John